if only i could pay my bills with self portraits 😩
oatmeal has no idea how disgusted i am. soggy AND partial crunchy? ive got my eye on you alien
you wasn’t with me sweeping up the gym!
count calories? no, make them count you!
*asks where’re the la-z-boy recliners at IKEA*
parking inside the white lines of a parking space means to surrender. i say block the roadway; stand against opposition. stroll into walmart & thriftily buy your 2am snacks like a boss
damn cell phone companies. how am i to run through 6 gigs in 30 days?! conspiracy i tell you
am i the only one who rushes to use data on their cell phone plan the day the bill is due? i kinda try to get my moneys worth